Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

I love it when people with usernames like “Fartsmello Anthony” get all deep and serious

“What if I told you the bar for heroism in the NFL was really a faded line chalked on the ground?”

But his dad tho...

My guess is that the eleventh-hour proposal was merely for the sake of appearances (“We tried! They were the last ones to say no!”), and the Oakland city government is not-so-secretly thrilled to finally be rid of a team and league they wish they’d never brought back from LA.

Don’t worry—Kansas basketball fans are all Nebraska football fans.

The future of sports ladies and gentlemen.

You get a swimsuit issue, it’s just delivered by the arresting officer.

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

Choose statehood and you’ll get that vote. Instead, you’ve played petty politics and remained a territory all this time. You don’t get a vote and still get to do your own thing. Lol read a fucking book on how government works idiot.

Neither of the teams you mentioned are America.

Hmm.. Seems PR is all about that flair and showing off a bit (which I enjoy) while they’re winning, and then turn into Bumgarner (whom I also enjoy and plays for the team I root for) when they lose. Seems like they’re partial Americans after all.

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

I think it’s fair to say, pound-for-pound, the WBC meant more in Puerto Rico than it did here. 

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

I feel like this strategy is barely legal.

The Phoenix Suns lost a tank battle to the Nets tonight

Under the terms of the contract, though, if he’s still on the team tomorrow, he owes the Bears $4 million.

Opposite of my favorite game show moment: