So, the new DS position is to stick to sports?

The proper response to anyone who has ever lived in a crappy city.

Yeah, but how good is she at League of Legends?

And people thought Pelicans was a stupid team name.

I look forward to the scintillating coverage of my uncles and I drunkenly playing War at Thanksgiving.

I have no idea why, but seeing this Hulk destroy a baseball in a way that’s literally unique to modern history while wearing the red, white, and blue just made me wanna ride a bald eagle while shooting fireworks and smoking a cigar.

“They all have AIDS anyways.” - Justine Sacco

Not sure what you’re talking about as that’s how all of the American cricket commentators dress.

Wait. He just kicked the car? That’s it? FFS, I do worst yelling at myself while drunk.

I remember when Leicester Atlético Jr. lost his mask in Mexico City.

Bannon read his name in a phone book and got excited.

You play a game where you literally carry a giant metal stick but you decide to nudge it with your hand instead.

Imagine being a White Sox fan. Your team is already a distant second in Chicago but you finally win a World Series after decades.

I doubt she does.

Already in Trump’s America the rich are getting richer.

They just kill them.

We should all be so lucky.

No.

Pretty sure the acid of my stomach is stronger than the water from my faucet.