So... is your mother in law a whore?

Adjusting for the pros, that’s only like 24.

Of course they lurk on Reddit. DS basically exists to repeat shit they saw on Reddit and pass it off as their own.

Congrats on reminding people why Gawker is dead.

Cook County, which houses Chicago, doesn’t have the ability to do this. Government bureaucracy at its best.

The police immediately shot the clothes.

And the left begins to canabalize itself within a week...

And now she’ll want a pair of new shoes. Sigh. Women...

Hull are “quietly confident” that Mason will be ready for the start of next season.

People like this now, but in a decade, when they become the NBA’s smug version of the Packers, you’ll all change your tune.

Whoosh.

You didn’t feel comfortable speaking up until recently?

Well, if I must...

Around noon today.

Trump becomes president and a birth certificate controversy emerges...

I’m an online penis, I have weird standards.

I have an interest in it because if Rodgers is secretly gay then my chances with Munn are back on.

Making that much money using a computer puts your friend in the upper 1% of all esport players.

“A Greek ignoring the D. Sad.” Donald Socrates.

He’ll slap developing brains around to prevent CTE.