Run, rabbit, run. Dig that hole, forget the sun. And when at last the work is done don’t sit down, it’s time to dig another one.

Thought it was socks.

Diapers. Duh it's so obvious.

I assume that floor to ceiling window next to the commode overlooks a practice field.

Jesus! That will never happen! We’re not animals!

Focusing on the couch some more; it's got a bit of a Pee Wee Herman thing happening, doesn't it?

Well actually, because of Big Reese asking if all Harvard men are as limp dicked as he was, it was not superfluous.

Well, "the Bay Area" anyway. We all know about the prevalence of swingers in Vacaville.

Fortunately there are a few OK hitters in the NL central for him to be pummeled by.

Yeah everyone, even Peggy, knows that the Fire need to upgrade at goalie if they’re going to even sniff a World Cup any time soon.

So what was the first team that realized that not having all the starters hungover on the same day would be a competitive advantage? Where there unwritten rules broken in doing so?

There are many different varieties of potato.

Also a potato.

Disagree, we just literally understand what the British are saying and recognize it as stupid. 

Well, I hate to break it to them, but they’re just a collection of Vikings, Frenchmen, and Barbarians that have been stranded on an island for a very long time.

The NFL has been been moving closer to the feel of PRO RASSLIN’ for a long time. The key difference is that, in the NFL’s case, it’s unintentional (except for engineering the results).

Good! I also prefer to assume that it was all him. This is Wednesday, guys, let’s not be so cynical. 

I think you might be overlooking the value of pageantry.

No dude, I interpreted that as the locks being double strength. One game only requires the use of half a lock. That’s how much LOCKDOWN EFFICACY they possess!!!!!!!

Yeah I was truly impressed, but not as impressed as I was with everyone who didn’t make light of the guy beating his kids.