If you came here for nuance and not sweeping, cynical, right-thinking generalizations, then I sense you might be feeling some frustration.

Well, I think that in many cases it actually is about the player’s long term health, because it aligns with the team’s interests.

I think it's important to note that Tyson Fury's opinions were formed after having received several blows to the head.

He's certainly in the conversation.

Satire?

Not, necessarily, but...

If I were to call you edgy as fuck would you fight me?

Are you speaking of a Tollway Oasis? 

If we’re taking about accents then parts of Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio are also firmly in the South.

Also too smarmy.

And it would be a great point if it were true, but I really don’t think it’s a given that beat writers necessarily know this guy.

Insightful? Yes, but what are you doing to further the collusion narrative?!?!

Well, you’re original, I’ll give you that. A few questions though:

Consider me impressed that you concieved of how to prove fraud. In spite of it being inconceivably difficult, that is.

The definition of a few is one hell of a hill to die on. Can we just circumvent the semantics and agree that you will text when you get home from the Sox game. You know, so we don’t worry.

Not to mention that he goes by Andy.

This will be the only good comment today. People will keep trying, but...

Only if you think yoga pants are a “sex thing”.

Congrats on watching the egg vid. Since I now know these things are of interest to you, I would like to bring to your attention that I am actually in the process of having a pretty big lunch myself. It’s a bowl of assorted Mediterranean slop, extremely delicious. Not sure if I’ll finish it!?!?!?

Why would they have caught him with it leaving the airport in Kentucky?