Is Narnia on the Balkan peninsula? If so then you’re spot on

OG Adidas are already pretty fucking cool though.

Hmm, the sincere ones? Probably an aggregator.

I was about to say the exact same thing that you just said 

Thom Thibodeau had been bellowing through NBA games for several years and he was also singled out and silenced.

It’s just that jobs you don’t have to interview for are...

Dude, it was Charlie Brown and he had a damn dog.

Well, now that you mention it, it might be a nice gesture of support for the troops to play the national anthem during home rune trots. 

Immediate induction into the “Sentences no one thought they would ever say” Hall of Fame.

Oh yeah? Well, Billy Haisley’s razor says that he and (judging by the photographic evidence) most goalies are fucking Nazis!!!!!!

I was actually thinking of Stalin. 

Of course, and there are zero things that I like about him, but your question isn’t really an answer. There have been at least a couple historically murderous guys with nukes over the last seventy years, and here we are.

How is marbling weird?

I mean that sounds like an overreaction, but it’s pretty 101 level stuff as far as bovine knowledge goes.

I’m leaning toward something a lot less exotic, garden variety malcontent.

That's funny, but why do you think it's more likely that there will be nuclear war in 2019 than any other year since 1945?

I mean...it's one of them.

That describes every prez in my lifetime, with the possible exception of Carter (who I don't remember).

Just take the rest of the day off.

Field goals don't advance the ball.