Anyone who’s seen The Man From UNCLE knows Cavill could’ve been an amazing Superman. Fuck Snyder and his shitty dialogue and directing.

And whaddya know? Danica Patrick finally won something!

And married people pay less!  If anything, being married made me way more likely to drive my car off a cliff. 

Yeah, could be any size douche, really. 

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

A car company with neither magnitude, nor direction.

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No, no. Dig up, stupid!

I don’t have to justify anything other than I can afford it.

OH MY GOD IT STILL HAS THE RECALLED FIRESTONE WILDERNESS ATS ON IT

So, no one over there is buying them because they do not want them, and, therefore, no tariff money is being collected by your government on those non-sales.

Glad I’m not the only one getting tired of 20 minute long videos where he highlights how many emblems are inside of the center console or how well a 6'3" person fits in the back seat. It was pretty interesting at first, now it just feels formulaic.

The comments were particularly insightful, thanks to them, we now know that walking outside with a baby in a stroller is pretty foolish and irresponsible.

Europe, where the US pays for it’s defense.

Ya’ll (and specifically, Katherine) keep posting these articles like

Sweet, a Hellcat WS-6.

QUILL: Aw, man, I shot Thanos in the face.

“No low ball offers, I know what I Half!”

Death of a loved one other than Yondu, I guess... ; )