How long, exactly, have you been in a coma?

If at first second you don’t succeed...BLAME EVERYONE ELSE.

Are they just doing this to go through a very elaborate discovery phase?

pretty sure the quickest way was always through the park

Make America Great Again! Build That Car! Build That Car!

It’s a donk version of Mazda 121. And Mazda was a Landaulet.

“2nd Gear: China Is Ending One Of Its Weirdest Restrictions On Foreign Carmakers”

I hope he’s driving himself to a barber to get that haircut fixed. That should be investigated as child abuse.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

1st Gear: 86 the 87?

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

Blister on his hand sounds like the yanking happened before the game amirite

The Packers are one big family, so they just assumed that Aaron Rodgers doesn’t want to talk to them anyway.

Dumbasses Concede Congressional Control

Lines, holdups and inconvenience are a *feature*, not a bug - they serve to remind you how much security is needed... to justify the TSA.

I’ll tell ya you can get pretty good look at a butcher’s ass but I wouldn’t want to stick my head up there! Wait, it’s gotta be your bull. Shut up, Richard.

Ya know, I thought this post couldn’t get any more confusing, but lo and behold...

Out of all the characters in this story, I think I like the bulldog the most.

Why would they shutter Ram when people in the US are dying to buy pickups?