Make sure that each individual toes the line on every aspect of liberal orthodoxy (no matter what that is on any specific day because it can and will change without notice) before agreeing to ally with anyone. It’s more important to have ALL interests aligned and to not disagree with anyone about anything because…

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

Somebody at Lexus decided to F a number of their cars. Turns out no one wants them after that.

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

Weird that they would pose for a picture of that special guy before beating him on Facebook Live.

about three times lighter than a Tesla Model S

$1,500 a month and you’ll have to pair your bluetooth to the car each time you get in, no thanks!

I agree, I live in Michigan and was thinking this appeals to me for similar purposes. Something with AWD for the winter, something to tow to get the boat up to the cottage in May (in this life where I can afford $1500/mo on a car I have a pretty sweet cottage), something sporty for my weekend trips to the lake.

If I wanted to know what white men thought, I would be reading Deadspin.

Are they still paying you? Or was this article a freebie?

The Democrats are certainly to blame as well. As long as I’ve been around, Republicans have made no bones about making it easier on the rich. But you can’t sit here and say Democrats have been fighting for the man. You also need a better argument than the Republicans didn’t play ball. Since Reagan, there have been 16…

I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea

You forgot Lemmy in your rankings:

Brogdon was a 2nd round steal. Kid does a little bit of everything. This is a 50 win team next year when/if Middleton is healthy and if Kidd can figure out how to properly distribute the minutes. Giannis is going to be a legit top 5 player, and Parker is turning into a beast high volume scorer and a legit rebounder…

I’m sure these warnings will be just as heeded as the “don’t run the one person who might lose to an idiot like Donald Trump” warning.

+1 share of frozen concentrated orange juice

I get a weird sense that now that the election is over, Trump actually doesn’t care about Hillary at all. He can’t even keep up the appearance of caring about her at his victory rallies to appease his frothing supporters who want to see her in chains. I feel like his whole personal “nasty woman” vendetta was just…

An article acccusing Trump of knowing nothing about Nuclear weapons, written by someone who clearly just read about them yesterday on Wikipedia.

Are we just going to write a half-paragraph pseudo-political commentary about every single Tweet that Trump makes?

Oh man. This is so funny. It’s like, you don’t like him, but you feel the need to bring it up and remind everyone that you’re butt-hurt about the election results. I see the humor in this. Really, we all do. This is also the first time on all of Gizmodo that a post that has nothing to do with President-elect Trump has…