Pro tip. Use the app. Then, when it inevitably fails, go bitch about it and watch as they gloriously hand out magical experiences to you. Always find a way to get a handful of magical experience fast passes. 

good luck valuing a closely held private corporation as well. They might not all be ‘billionaires’ but there’s a shit ton of them in the $50m - $500m world. 

That’s not how life works. Private business owners can’t just take a large percentage of their company and liquidate it in the name of diversification. Anyone talking about this thinks that people only hold stock in public corporations, when there are tons of rich people that have ‘stock’ in their own business and…

What if your money isn’t liquid? Like, your worth is derived almost entirely from the stock you own in your privately held corporation? 

Sweet Corvette!

“or at least some anti-droid prejudice”

So was global warming just as bad in 1890 or....?

For the love of god. please tell me jalopnik is neither dead nor required to ‘stick to cars’

This plan sucks. It takes good cars off the road in order to BUILD a new car. The amount of pollution required to make a new car far outweighs the already built cars emissions.

There’s about a 2% chance an FCS player gets drafter. So, what’s the difference?

To be fair, I’ve heard just as many liberals say the same thing about trumps presidency. 

So it’s this?

Pretty sure drew smokes alone. The pen is easy for a solo smoker with kids near by. 

Let’s ban all tobacco advertising everywhere, if it isn’t already, and let them only sponsor motor sports. 

+1 Cole Trickle. 

An autocross. 

Wait. So it’s an F1 autocross? Cool. 

scorching fucking take, buddy.

Ah yes. The industrial revolution definitely lowered the quality of life for everyone. /wankingmotion. 

I agree with you on everything you said. It also reinforces the idea what their HARD left slant is not as mainstream as the comment section would have you believe. The AOCs of the world are only winning in the most liberal districts.