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penguinpresidency

Mr. Potato Head has some odd theories about foreign policy, but at least he’s to the left of Kaine on abortion rights and trade practices.

A potato would be a better VP than Pence (and a FAR better president than Trump) so sure why not? Clinton/Dog 2016

Nah, if she was like Trump then 5 minutes after Munich broke she would have announced that she was not going to announce her VP until the following day, out of respect for the victims. Then she would Tweet it out 20 minutes later anyway. Then she would get her worst intern to try to design a logo in which the “C” in

Though dogs in suits never go out of style... with his current popularity at an all time high, I endorse Senior Intern Pikachu.

I know, some of us are slowly melting in our homes, too hot to put on real clothes or be productive, we need distractions! I hope it’s Clinton / Giant Block of Ice.

Why you gotta be all negative?

I’ve noticed that when I am driving between home and work (about 10 km) and I leave the app open (hands off of course!) it will count some of the low speed sections as walking. Over the 10km I can easily hatch a 2Km egg. Crawling morning traffic is perfect for this.

Always gotta XYZ, dude!

How is that not the last thing you check before you go on stage at a massive televised event? I always have the same list of checks before something important: 1. Nothing in nose 2. Nothing in teeth 3. Boobs not escaping from shirt 4. Fly is up/skirt isn’t tucked into underwear.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Usually, there’s nothing funny about the WBC. In this case though, it’s hilarious to imagine this intern who runs their Twitter trying to explain how he knows so much about the Pokemons to these virulent racists.

I tell myself that maybe in another generation we can get rid of these people and mentalities. But in the mean time, let’s keep Clefairy up top at Westboro.

if you’re going by the book, you’re not supposed to wear it as a swimsuit or underwear or tshirt or anything else.

Damn, what if she stole it and had her tailor turn it into a dress? Damn.

Glad to see House Romulan make an appearance on GoT.

More like Game of Threads!

It looks exactly like the outfit that Tywin wore when he was Hand of the King.

No, no, and more NO. Do not watch this weeks episode. Instead, lock yourself in a room, call in sick to work, and get to binging yo!

Wait a second, everyone....