Anna, can you ungrey me? I think you look like a very nice vampire.

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

Robert Morrow is trying way too hard. He is also the Platonic ideal of a Trump voter.

I feel like this plus his father's letter should be used as textbook examples of rape culture and how it persists.

It’s completely splitting hairs, rape is rape, but he only digitally penetrated her (as far as anyone knows)

It sounds like he is surrounded by a bunch of asshole enablers who have always told him he can do no wrong. So shocking that he ended up as a remorseless rapist.

They are obviously idiots, uninformed idiots. It is so sad.

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

She married Slightly Elongated Present Day Michael J Pollard.

her new Facebook profile picture features her “handsome, brilliant and amazing” husband.

simply look to Florida

Not knowing anything about their respective platforms, is it petty of me to hope they both lose? Getting an annulment after 24 years of marriage to avoid spousal or child support is slime-ball enough for me.

I respect her so much. She has some very biting things to say about purity culture in general and it is wonderful.

For the night is dark and full of Bears.

Wait a second. ESPN’s chief College Football reporter has said that this was a major new milestone in accountability and moral standards in the NCAA. And, I mean....you can’t both be right.

But they didn’t cover up a murder this time, so progress?