Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

All I know is that Netflix thinks I am so gay, all my recommendations are gay-themed. My family abroad uses my login and I wonder if they now think I’m gay, too, and they’re too afraid to ask me. I chortle to myself about this at least once a week.

I was googling bipolar when my friend was diagnosed and now tthe internet thinks I have it. You?

The stuff that gets enforced blows my mind almost as much as the stuff that gets passed. A local mall keeps a security guard stationed outside of the family restroom. He has to unlock it so you can go in. He will not unlock it for you unless you have a small child. If someone wants to enforce this law, they will.

And it’s the same set of people every time!

I’m not really butch, but the last time I had to fly through Dallas I was called “sir” more times than I ever have been heretofore. Also, there was a distinct lack of vegetarian options. I had to really look to find something sort of filling.

sometimes when I walk home, i go in an overpass, and if its starting to get dark out, and I’m wearing enough layers so my breasts aren’t obvious, women i’m behind will start walking faster, because they think i’m a man. I mean, my head *is* buzzed. I don’t get offended, because I get it, but still, it does mean these…

Yeah, it keeps getting me that laws like this won’t even necessarily target transsexual individuals. Instead they’ll target people who bigots think look transsexual, for however the informant in question wishes to define that phrase.

Real question I have about transphobic bathroom residents, and also people who scream about people on welfare buying steaks with food stamps: who the fuck is paying THAT MUCH attention to the other people around them? I can’t remember the last time I made eye contact with a stranger in a bathroom let alone debated…

I’m so glad I live in SF, because I am a very very butch woman, and I am constantly worried that “concerned citizens” might see me in a ladies room and flip out on my ass. I think I can cross off the entirety of the deep south off of any future travel itineraries.

So here’s to you, Ms. Targaryen,
Mereen hates you more than you will know.
Whoa whoa whoa
What’s that you say, Ms. Targaryen?
Flamin’ Drogo’s left and gone away
Hey hey hey

Simon and Garfuckyou.

Even without the shoopery.

Man, that really doesn’t seem like an efficient system. I mean, I get that it’s tradition, but JFKs aren’t a renewable resource. We’re bound to run out of them before we run out of Presidents.

I watched a "documentary" on Netflix where they asserted that George W. Bush killed JFK Jr. He had to do it to become president, just like his dad had to have JFK original killed to become president.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

All that stupid chatter (“LICK IT NOOOOW” “SPIT ON THAT”) sounds almost staged, like they wanted to be caught doing the naughty. Or maybe that’s just what sheltered 20-somethings who watch bad porn think sex really sounds like.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.