penguinlover
penguinlover
penguinlover

What? How does this have to do with a gun free campus. Why are people crazy? This isn’t justification!

If this is true, I will be the least surprised I have ever been in my life. Reading through that thread was surreal. It’s just a circle jerk of misdirected rage and childish entitlement mixed with lots of hurt male fee fees.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah. These are not well-adjusted people.

Young, sexually frustrated white men are the real terrorists in this country. fuck man...

Don’t be that person. Not all of 4chan is /b/ or /r9k/ just as not all of Gawker is Jezebel or io9.

Of course he used 4chan. Of course.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

She’s bad, but she isn’t the worst guest ever, that honor(?) goes to my cousin’s estranged father who insisted on hitting on 17 year old me and then decided that the only reason I wasn’t reciprocating was because I was obviously dating the guy next to me, my other cousin, his estranged ex step son, who he didn't

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

She did return home eventually but you can guess who had to finish the kitchen. She really has no idea how many spiders I find... I don’t think she could handle it. I barely can sometimes.

Omg I would run screaming from the house never to return!

I hope this gets a million more stars. Phobia as are a serious and real mental disorder and I'm disappointed this was not pointed out in this article. I realize how insane it sounds to jump out of a moving car with your child inside, but this is a woman with a phobia not a woman whom was capable for even a second of

I want to quickly point out that of course of this woman’s actions were irresponsible and irrational—that’s the nature of phobia, an irrational fear that is debilitating. I have nearly done this for another reason (not spiders) and it’s horrifying. I’ve been locked in rooms by my phobia. Locked out of my house for

And then there’s Alex Kingston. Yes, that’s her hair naturally.