That’s adorable! Never seen a naked girl before, huh? You should try leaving Mom’s basement once in a while. There’s a whole world out there to explore.
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Its fake, here is another video of the guy they found.
Case closed?
Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.
Christ, Brad, if your best defense is “my wife spent too much time taking our children to visit refugees and enhancing their worldview,” then you must be further into the bottle than anyone originally guessed.
Y’ALL. Y’ALL. THE REAL STORY HERE IS THAT BACK IN THE DAY, THE GAME WAS SUPER INTO THIS WEIRDO CHICK ALISON ON ANTM. SHE WAS ELFIN AND HAD HUGE EYES AND WAS INTO NOSE BLEEDS AND TYRA EVEN COMMENTED ON HOW MUCH THE GAME WAS FEELING HER.
Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.
Goddamn Laura Wasser is career goals.
“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”
Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.
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Fuck that noise.
the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.
New phone who dis?
Depends, is it hanging in the Ted Bundy Memorial Cafeteria on a campus with a serious unaddressed rape problem? Because that’s what happened here.
MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY
From a park ranger: please, please, please know your limits. My friends had to rescue a 400-lb man out of the bottom of a 90 degree canyon today. It’s not that I don’t want you to go out and experience new things, but you’ve got to know when to stop. At the first sign that you’re out of your depth or feeling even just…
I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.
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