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Nah, the worst is having a partner who is so insecure that they feel the need to critique whether or not the fantasy in question is edgy and hip enough.

But Kim Kardashian, especially Kim 1.0, is one of the prettiest ladies in the world. Dis Ouzounian bitch isn’t even the prettiest lady in her sorority. No one is clamoring for a sex tape from that chick who won’t stop texting during spin class.

my husband gets a different woman every month.

Tinder responds to “Tinder is the worst boyfriend” article by behaving exactly like the worst boyfriend.

I’m the single, cat lady version of you! Though I really didn’t start until law school, which is weird. And really, all therapy did was kind of force me to confront why I do it and from there, to really think about the consequences. Which I still don’t really appreciate because my life is not going to be fucked up

No one ever went broke making women feel like we need fixing.

The outrage over this is ridiculous. The fact that you’re actually linking to that petition is equally ridiculous.

My husbands ex was his high school sweetheart and former fiancé.... I have zero negative things to say about her, she's a sweetheart. BUT, I did flip my shit when I realized the bedspread we were sleeping under was the same one that they had lost their virginity to each other on. That went in the trash, ASAP.

Wow that list is spot-on.

Well, there’s that one fanfic that’s popular in Utah.

I’ve been disappointed in the franchise ever since the New Testament started adding in unnecessary characters that had nothing to do with the original story arc.

Found this fan-created picture... actually, I probably found it on this site. It will never happen, but I would sure watch the hell out of her as the Doctor.

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Princess Charlotte of Cambridge and Prince

MOM???????

Flushed the beta she gave me down the toilet, then returned the bowl to her house with a goldfish cracker in it. Definitely not my proudest moment.

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If anyone wonders. My first post was a lot like this