A surrealist piece by your Penguin truly, for illustrative purposes.

How I respond when MY Mr Penguin takes me out to the farm.

I had this exact same diagnosis 7 months ago. Went in for an IUD installation... Left with "High grade lesion" diagnosis on my Pap smear. One month later, I was on the operating stirrups and had 3/4 inch of my cervix removed. Traumatized for two months were sexual intercourse was very difficult on a psychological…

Guys... Did I miss the boat? When did Andy Dwyer become such a sizzling hot babe?

This morning on the radio, the segment mentioned how another cop had lamented on the way this situation had been handled (obviously): he recounted that in another such situation, the officer's name had been released, and the police had deployed protection around his house until the case had been resolved. Transparency…

This. CBC Radio One had an interesting segment on this exact question this morning. Whereas SWAT teams were once used only in situations of utmost emergency (eg.: active shooters), they now get called in to do house raids (mostly on drugs, often for small amounts of drugs). It seems like the sense of "proportionality"…

The altruism of your cat renders it less cat-worthy than mine. Helping dogs? Really?

Why is Ariana's face always shot from the 3/4 angle? It's the first thing that jarred me about her (though I love "Problems").

Let the light shine on in the grey zone (the disco lights, that is)!

Cute, but this cat is the best door opener in the entire world.

Ditto on your point. Daily, and I go through the comments as assiduously as I go through the articles. Never knew. Good job on keeping my Jezebel breaks non-traumatic.

I was just about to reply the exact same thing. Word for word.

"The United States in the only country in the world that recognizes corporations as persons."

The exact same thing happened to me and then I got confused by the "looking so pretty" comments.

I absolutely agree. I too have dated this abnormally well-endowed guy (I was his first). TOTALLY forsake foreplay once he realized that his size was an outlier...

One of the most enduring and endearing marriages I know started this way. They both decided that they wanted to spent their lives together and went ring shopping together, for both of them. 35 years later, they still put an effort into their weekly date night.

Aladdin... Interesting and accurate, now that I think about it. A whole new world to discover!!!

Filter, heart, sappy message... No shame!!!

Quebec's solution: make it illegal to take on your spouse's name when marrying. True story.

Yes yes yes. So good to not feel alone in the universe anymore! Mr. Penguin is also surprised that this trait of mine isn't unique.