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Let the light shine on in the grey zone (the disco lights, that is)!

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Cute, but this cat is the best door opener in the entire world.

Ditto on your point. Daily, and I go through the comments as assiduously as I go through the articles. Never knew. Good job on keeping my Jezebel breaks non-traumatic.

I was just about to reply the exact same thing. Word for word.

The exact same thing happened to me and then I got confused by the "looking so pretty" comments.

I absolutely agree. I too have dated this abnormally well-endowed guy (I was his first). TOTALLY forsake foreplay once he realized that his size was an outlier...

One of the most enduring and endearing marriages I know started this way. They both decided that they wanted to spent their lives together and went ring shopping together, for both of them. 35 years later, they still put an effort into their weekly date night.

Filter, heart, sappy message... No shame!!!

Quebec's solution: make it illegal to take on your spouse's name when marrying. True story.

Yes yes yes. So good to not feel alone in the universe anymore! Mr. Penguin is also surprised that this trait of mine isn't unique.

Though this didn't happen to me, it doesn't qualify as hearsay since I was present at all times pertinent to the events.