Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

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First deliveries I think were June 2016. So this means it was owned for likely at most 9 1/2 months, with an average of around 750 miles a month.

If Starbucks would just lower their drive-thru windows by six goddamn inches nobody would need a crossover.

No, the problem with Mustangs is a pedestrian on the windshield. The pedestrians on the hood keep it from popping up.

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

We really need different-looking words for ‘resign’ as ‘sign again’ and ‘resign’ as ‘step down.’ Otherwise it’s damn near impossible to write about scenarios in which Doc resigns and Blake and Chris don’t resign but maybe Chris resigns and Doc doesn’t resign but neither does Blake....

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

Of course they don’t turn into cameras.

And less e-sports nonsense

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

Actually, he’s a Spur.

If there is any justice in this world, he will mess with Boogie Cousins who will obliterate him leaving only a stain of Axe hair gel on the court.

I CANNOT wait to watch his bitch ass get knocked out in the league

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.