we regret to inform you the duck is racist

That’s the second time today they embedded a video with a later runtime!

You embedded the video at 1:10.

We’re in the box office comment section of an article about box office talking about box office. Even if by some chance absolutely none of us actually care at all about the subject, it’s still on topic.

Wes Anderson should direct the next Spawn movie. 

Can’t really remove it, but you can block the E-M radiation with these

If you’re concerned about protecting yourself agains the tracking chips, the 5g mind control, and the Chinese bioengeered hoax flu, the secret treatment THEY don’t want you to know about is that antipsychotics will shield you from all of those! That’s what I heard from my roommates cousins Facebook friends…

Firstly it does not stay in your arm - it migrates to your brain.  Secondly do you have a 3 inch hole saw drill bit?  A 4 inch will work but you will need more masking tape for step six.

Guys, I screwed up and got the vaccine. How do I get the Gates microchip out of my arm before they turn on the mind control?

Ask Hypnotoad.

Smoke a bunch of cigarettes to gum up the chip.

Oh, no. No, no of course not. Now you just slam this PBR six pack right quick and look at the flowers while I go get the less rusty machete.

Well, if I’ve learned one thing from The Walking Dead, first we frantically amputate the arm, and eventually we’ll have to shoot you in the head when you succumb to the dreaded 5G.

I re-read The Road for the first time since it was published. I now have a young son about the age of the boy in the story. Holy shit did it hit different! At one point I was sobbing so hard I hyperventilated and my wife threatened to take me to the emergency room.

According to this article, no.

Low-key— check.

He doesn't have one. Church is on Sunday. 

where did the fortnite touch you?

I don't think the guy who wrote "Ellie Kemper finally releases statement on Veiled Prophet Ball controversy" is really in a position to pass judgement on paparazzi.

Pretty much exposed these soulless fucking vultures for what they are.