“And where would your tusks be if I wasn’t wearing the helmet? In my skull, that’s where. That’s why we use the helmet.”

And the title of Madonna’s biopic? “Box Office Poison.”

“Um...hate to kill the mood, but your tusks are stuck in my helmet...”

Don Draper went to E3

Don Draper went to another hippie retreat. 

I’ve always thought this dude was extremely boring. Say what you want about Guy Fieri, but at least he has personality. I forgot Bobby Flay exists while he’s still talking.

There are rumors he didn’t even write it.

What types of jobs at a game studio are being paid hourly?

I preordered The Scarlet Gospels. I read it on the day it came out. It was one of the most disappointing books I’ve ever read.

They were good on Comedy Bang Bang too.

But how do they sound as slowed down acoustic dirges?

Who watches this crap? And what moron gave the child murderer Jenny McCarthy a job?

It actually manages to be even worse than it sounds.

Mine was a classic tale of hubris. I was certain I was right, unassailable in my ivory tower, sneering at all who told me different until I found out (painfully) how wrong I was. I discovered that I could hate Rob Schneider more. After years believing my antipathy for him could go no further, I found out he was an…

The Dirtmeister, makin’ corrections! 

‘Sloppy Copy’ is the newest album from Mannequin Pussy.

I’m gonna Ask Jeeves.

I wonder if that might have something to with how people have totally changed the way they watch TV shows. I’ll need to look that up on Alta Vista later.

With AVC, always assume sloppy copy.