I’m second to... well not none, but comparatively few, in my Treksmanship, and I would’ve been right behind this idea. Especially after I saw this:

Dude, if you see Stephanie coming at you with a bottle of Diet Coke, run. She’s either casting spells or making youtube videos, but either way, she intends your ingestion.

Torrenters: “Hold my beer.”

My take exactly: “Oh this looks like it could be good! Wait... E...pix? Is that a late 90's photo-editing software that ended up losing out to Photoshop?”

See, this is why you’re banned from Ikea. 

No no, you don’t buy Epix. You summon it.

What is an Epix and how do I watch this show on one?

Django used it plenty, as I recall. In 2012.

Seems like the person you’re attacking agrees?

This sounds like exactly no one else’s business.

I really hope that isn’t true.

I know a chef who speaks it.

Why doesn’t NBC use the ad space they were going to give away to advertise the Olympics? That way, more people will watch!

I think it was its first prominent showing was in Inception. 

This looks dope and sick. 

In my day, we got our news from Jon Stewart on Comedy Central. And we liked it that way!!!

This was an excellent article, one of the best I’ve ever read.

A police car and a screaming siren
A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
A baby wailing and stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking

Cobie Smulders is a very attractive woman. Ann Coulter looks like something that Gollum refused to date. Hard to suspend disbelief.

It’s beneath him.