I thought filming it in night vision was an odd choice.

It would be like the ‘Fuck’ scene from The Wire, except with the N-word and feature length.

Of all the movies I saw at a second-run theater to get out of my un-air-conditioned apartment in the middle of a heat wave, Reindeer Games was certainly one of them.

You really, I mean really, don’t want to read Orson Welles’ on his own films...

With a slew left over for the “Tarantino Cut”.

Empire Strikes Black

I’m sure he’s exceedingly disappointed by your feelings and will work extra hard to make you happy somehow.

We’d never find out, because anyone assigned to counting it would give up in horror.

It would be just a whole script of it over and over, I’d guess.

So . . . Reservoir Dawgz ?

Id say double that number and then double again for extra measure.

I was hoping for the Moonraker fight scene.

Good for him. It was lovely to watch.

This might come as a surprise to you, but not everyone on the internet is American.

Counter-argument: Duck with tits.

My Mother tried to shoot me once, Johnny....ONCE.

Let’s keep it real:
A pile of dog shit in the sun > Oasis