Yeah, you’re right. Having been through this with a parent they’re basically just talking about how much morphine they’re going to administer on a regular basis. He seems like a jerky and broken human being but anyone going through this has my sympathy.

What We Do is Secret? Awww...I kinda liked that movie. I laughed at the bit where Darby admits to being an Adam Ant fan in an interview with Rodney Bingenheimer and Rodney responds with, “ohhhh...weird...”

That’s how much we hate Grandpa. 

Wow. This is nice.

You watched all those in a single weekend? When did you have time to go to the bathroom?

Ohhh...even better! Thanks. 

I love Moon Knight. One of my favorites for years. I pray to Khonshu this movie is good.

But he is a FANTASTIC filmmaker.

Should have presented those as a slideshow in the Around the Web section below. You’ll never believe number 3!

How was Thanksgiving?

I try not to be an idiot. Ohhhh lord how I try. 

Look at that photo again at the top of this article and then read this description of a classic Lovecraft monster.

Sooo...you’re sending me a copy of Steel Battalion? :)

An original Xbox game that’s worth $100? Must be Steel Battalion.

That’s not his real hair, right? That’s gotta be a toupee or a wig. 

If there’s one thing I hate it’s national human services organizations. 

Curse you. I came here to post the same old-man joke. You win this round, Madptarmigan. 

Madvilliany is one of the top ten hip hop albums of all time. RIP. 

Place your bets! Which white woman will play the role of the Mexican mother? I’m going with Sandra Bullock.

Why not? They already made a TV show out of Batman’s freaking butler.