I’ve seen it. There’s no excuse for feeding your kids bleach.

What I would say to the mother:

I know people may more easily remember the head shaving or umbrella thing but I remember her locking herself in a bathroom with at least one son. IIRC she was put on an involuntary psych hold after this. She was in a spiral and very easily couldve been another tragic story. 

Agreed. For some people conservatorship is a godsend, and at least from out here, to me, it seems to be what saved Britney. Not that you’re making this point—I don’t want to put words in your mouth...but I’ve always found he #FreeBritney movement to be absolutely silly. Does anyone remember Britney in 2007? The poor…

Look, mental health is impossible to assess from the outside, and there’s no way anyone not part of Spears’ inner circle can really know what’s going on there. That said, if I kept my 38-year-old pop star daughter locked away “for her own good,” I’d probably deny it, too!

This feature stated pretty plainly that the niceness is a facade she finds tiresome. Begone. 

I have always thought Ellen had dead-looking eyes. Like, she can smile and chatter and talk, but her eyes are always shuttered. She smiles with the corners of her eyes, not her eyes, so to speak.

Ellen hates her own fucking show and her brand of “kindness.” This is known. This is fact. She is incredibly wealthy. She’s getting older. She should let The Ellen Show die.

No one says anything because their careers are at stake — even after they leave the show if they remain in the field. But, also, we do not know that no one said anything; they may have tried and been disbelieved or counseled to ‘get over it.’ A lot of us don’t trust our own intuition over those who wield more power…

It seems to have been an open secret on the internet that she was mean for a while. Back when she excused being friends with GWB some stories were trickling out. This current situation seems more prime? for airing her laundry at large.

The high heat is apparently really bad for the longevity of the oven. It gets much hotter than normal cooking temperatures and does a number (over time) on the electronics.

Have you tried the ammonia option? Lifehacker had an article back in 2014. I’ve not tried it, but it might be a nice one to try.

So after years of giving the Kardashian and K-adjacent trashbags free publicity, the GMG sites have zipped their lips today on Kanye’s escalating behavior and his wife finally being forced to respond to it? I don’t expect a nuanced thoughtpiece about when mental illness collides with celebrity-levels of wealth and…

Ok, creative theft aside. . . isn’t linen like, a terrible fabric to make a mask out of? It’s super porous, isn’t it? The entire benefit of linen is that it “breaths” in warm weather. . . which seems to sort of defeat the purpose of wearing a mask. 

Also, did no one know this was a modern day remake of Emma???

I just watched it last week on Netflix, so I took solace in already paying for a Netflix subscription and not paying per-rental.

I find it ironic that that scene was based on the behavior of two grown men, who, I’m sure, would never see themselves in two teenage girls.

Did everyone else in the world realize how close Apple Martin’s name is to Apple Martini before today? I feel 16 years late to this joke. I’ve been walking around laughing at the name like, “Yeah. Apple. That’s a bad name.” But not understanding that what’s really bad is its proximity to a questionable cocktail. I…

That's Elon's 6th child. The man left his first wife with 5 under 5.

Probably trying to either get back home on their own, or becoming undocumented immigrants. I remember when London had the Olympics in 2012, there were couple reported cases of athletes from poorer countries disappearing from their teams at the end of events rather than going back to their home countries.