projects that George and Charlotte aren’t quite ready to take on.

Yeah, I don’t really get the tone of this article. We’re meant to dislike her because... she’s a down-to-earth, middle-aged woman? I mean, she’s 55 years old. Sorry she’s not keeping up with her 30-something in laws but I think that’s to be expected.

Humor thread!

Been a while since I’ve checked in. Still dealing with being isolated and working from home. But some good news at least. I got a job offer. It’s in a different state, but I’m okay with that right now. I’ll be further from home, but I did that for four years. I should be able to do it again. Another good perk is that…

“I am currently living at a campsite in the mountains in Santa Barbara and we are packed in like sardines!” ... “I swear, I could easily adapt to prison life.”

Wait...where does new wife Emma Heming fit into this blissful domestic scene? Is she the photographer?

“Many find themselves being moved on by fearful locals with no place to go, despite their best attempts at social distancing by wild camping.”

If you’re on good terms with an ex, and kids are involved, it’s not hard to wrap your head around it.

I remember Bruce and Demi bought neighbouring homes when they split so they could coparent relatively seamlessly. If they’re still in those homes I’m sure there’s plenty of space for privacy but also no real barriers to overcome moving between them. Seems nice, I wish as hanging with my sibs right now.

Every time I read something about the “vanlife” crowd it makes my opinion of them go down a bit more, even when I think it possibly can’t.

I trust that the hot water kept us safe from the virus.

Please accept this as a token of my appreciation:

You are an American hero

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Yeah, I can’t believe how many people, even on this site, are gleefully speculating about how she must have murdered him. What’s more likely:

A) She killed him and fed him to her tigers (!!!), OR:

B) His small plane disappeared/crashed while he was flying it unregistered, without a license, on the way to Costa Rica…

People really need to listen to the podcast because it’s much more balanced than the show. The “documentary” glossed over a lot of Joe’s horrific abuse of animals.

I’ve learned that the popular theory regarding her husband is that he made his money via drug-running. With Carole saying he flew all the time without a pilot’s license, it wouldn’t shock me if the plane was unregistered as well. Clearly, the airport he was flying out of was looking the other way since they were…

They believe the word of a man who is literally in prison for trying to have her murdered. Oh, and a ton of people want him to be set free. Like fucking really...

There’s a podcast called Over My Dead Body that goes into whole thing in greater detail. It’s the second season I think. The go much more into Carole’s husband’s disappearance, and also how deeply shitty Joe is. They allege he shot tigers when they got too expensive to feed and that he attempted to kill the reality TV…

I fucking hate Jeff Lowe and his stupid headgear. Good to see Lauren “got back in the gym” after having that pesky baby - where’s that super hot nanny Jeff thought he deserved, because god forbid he be forced to have to gaze upon an unattractive female in his own home! God I fucking hate him.