It’s on par with employers asking and being proud of their employees who donate sick leave to other employees who don’t have any but need it.

This whole “make face masks for the hospitals” thing is so fucking 2020. Healthcare corporations were too busy overcharging patients and paying their executives big bonuses to plan for disaster and buy face masks, so you proles better get out there and hand a craft store a handful of cash so you can make masks to give…

Some hospitals are actually *asking* people to make homemade masks for them.

It’s sweet that everyone wants to help make masks, and I get why people want to do it, it helps them feel like their contributing in a situation where they feel impotent, but they’re not useful for hospitals. There’s too much variation in how they’re made for standardization, they don’t filter to a small enough micron…

“But we didn’t know that until the last 24 hours

I’m sorry, but no, you are not being singled out. If you’re not part of a heterosexual, fertile couple you can’t have a kid right now. That’s just biology. I’m single and turning 30 soon. I’d love a baby, but I have no way to have one. I’m not glaring at married, fertile, heterosexual people like “omg how dare…

My stoner hack when there’s no dessert in the house: pile up a unhealthy tower of Reddi Whip in a ramekin (or French onion soup crock), drizzle Hershey Syrup on top. Done in 30 seconds. It satisfies.

Then ignore the fucking Tiger King.  Jesus.

Your scheme needs more meth.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

Even if she did kill her husband, as between her, Doc Antle, Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe, and the various other big cat/private zoo owners, she remains by far the closest thing to a decent person among the whole lot of them.

Exactly as you’ve said. I keep thinking about Beyonce’s compound here in LA and wondering...does she even KNOW what’s happening? Because that house is so massive an entire football team could live there and never even run into each other. “Social distancing” is just her living her normal life at home. But I’m not…

Was this a test to see which publicist is a real human? I’m pretty sure #3 is a corporate-speak bot:

“Imagine” was parodied and ridiculed TO NO end and with good reason. Its so damn weird. Vanessa Hudgens and Evangeline Lily practically ended their careers with their insane insensitivity. Priyanka Chopra clapping awkwardly and alone on her balcony. These people have access to everything. Average Joe’s are hunting…

I was in elementary school in the early 80's, when playing this in school was done and considered somewhat educational. Additionally, I lived in Oregon, so playing this carried a certain badge of pride. It’s OUR game! The goal is to get to our home! It was so exciting to a seven year old. Literally everybody who…

My wife is an IMCU nurse just north of Seattle, where the first US COVID patient was detected. Here are some stories from here and her friends:

That’s a bingo.

Big tough President boy gets to look big and tough without actually doing anything. It’s his favorite.

Were they ever expecting the US to pay for their security? I feel like this is one of those pointless comments that Trump likes to make where he gets credit for doing something that would have already been done. Now his cult can clap and say “yeah, don’t let those dirty Brits take our money!” when they never would…

Sure bro, you’re a “great friend of the Queen”

“How dare they use my own very recent words against me!”