I think Aunt Becky does a year AND her career is over. Felicity Huffman pled guilty, showed some humility, and threw herself on the mercy of the court (I think her statement literally said that). Plus her charges were less serious than Aunt Becky’s and her brand doesn’t depend on her being squeaky clean. Aunt Becky’s…

Felicity Huffman goes to prison to take the fall William H. Macy, but all the while is secretly married to Willem Dafoe is the David Lynch/Coen Brothers crossover film I didn’t know I wanted.

Shame I’ll never know what this story is since I don’t have speakers on my computer and thus can’t watch / listen to videos...

Gorillas eat a “plant based diet” and could rip your head off.

pushing the narrative that there is something effeminate

spreading the word that Impossible burgers are “processed” food.

It’s not. Many of these “meat-free” items have surprisingly high salt contents. The main thing to them is that they still taste good or effectively the same as meat-based products with substantially less environmental impact.

I found out yesterday that I passed the bar exam.

Hi everyone! I just got home from a high school football game, and honestly, it’s one of the simplest, nicest pleasures of any week. Just sitting outside, hanging out with my one friend and watching her daughter cheer. It was a little chilly today but still not cold, thank goodness. Now I’m home, having a glass of…

(Emily, it would be amazing if I could be ungreyed please I am very nice and this is where I do most of my internet socialising)

An hour ago I watched helplessly as my kid fell backward off our back step and heard the conk when her head hit the concrete. She’s absolutely fine. I called the on-call nurse from her doctors’ office who told me what to look out for, but she’s been her usual self. I just am still shaking. I truly have never been so…

Okay, hear me out. A TLC return tour but with Holly, Left Ear, and 775.

Yay, I can post to SNS before the second night of my play!

I made pomegranate apple sauce this week with plenty of cinnamon, and it’s so seasonal, I can’t stop laughing about It’s Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckers. Last night I made a chicken tagine (my apologies to anyone of Moroccan descent, I know this was not at all authentic) It was really good, caramelized onions,…

Hello this is your Splinter Exile Thread

It’s about the deputy feeling disrespected I’d wager. Cops are so twitchy about it and think just because of who they are they deserve respect.

I reread your story 10 times and didn’t realize Jim had stopped it until you mentioned it. I have so many thoughts: him charging her holding out a cross and yelling “the power of Christ compels you!!!”, or what if he himself was not what he seemed, a mild-mannered man but a Buffy in disguise? What battle did he fight…

Holy fucking what?!

This is by far— by FAR— the freakiest thing that has ever happened to me.

Two years ago, I got severely, awfully sick (probably the flu). I didn’t go to work for the entire week. It was all I could do just to keep myself drinking liquids and soup and shuffling to bed. The worst part was my husband was traveling for business, so I was all alone, just me and our sweet black cat Libby.