That can’t be her real head. Is it?

AC’s face, basically:

I used to LOVE reading these! When we got older and grew into Cosmo, there was also an embarrassing things column in that one too, if I remember correctly.

I think that’s the other part of this. They pick people they know will be dramaful and put them together. I can’t imagine their screening process for roommates is remotely like mine.

I hate the way he wears that hat.

“Didn’t MTV have another cast member get slapped too?”

I still remember that because it was new enough to be interesting and I was a youngster.

Pelts: A warning.

Oh nice! I have my fingers crossed for actual cukes and not just a sad little viney plant, but we’ll see.

O.M.G. I’d be learning to aim a pellet gun too. Damn.

Radishes are good. Not super spicy, but we have a high tolerance here in the Penguin home. Yeah, I’m just letting the cilantro bolt at this point instead of cutting back because it’s so damn hot. I may wait a few weeks to plant more.

I want some!

OMG, that’s awful! I’m so sorry. I have no advice, but I assume you filed a police report?

Congratulations!

Oh hell nah. I’d be telling husband to tell friend to do something with the dog before I said it to him in a not-nice way.

I’ve had it too. Apparently it is a common dream.

OMG, I had one of those for the first time a few weeks ago. It was creepy.

Ooo, nice! I wish we had fruit trees, but alas as renters, we do not. All your stuff sounds yummy!

Wow! Awesome! Enjoy the strawberries when they come in!

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