Hand flat and turned under Putin’s? Classic body language beta position. Putin is clearly alpha, and Trump knows it.

Probably have a better menu anyway. I looked at these people’s menu and was like “Ugh.” Tons of fake meats and cheeses.

In the comments, people were posting about a (different? same?) baby that had shit on the floor. The workers there were arguing over who would pick up the baby’s poop.

I really want to see the letter because I imagine Tupac’s handwriting is quite lovely.

Except that nickname would be chart, but pronounced with the “sh” sound at the front...

Well, that one looks a bit more rowdy than the one in England.

Ah, so THIS is what’s fascinating about these so-called fascinators.

The knock off brand?

:/

I really want him to say “Excuse me...I mustache you a question.”

I... guess? I mean, they change makeup and I think it’s a whole new person. Or get plastic surgery?

I’m totally cool with not being able to identify them.

Ditto on the Kardashian ditto. A double ditto?

I can’t tell the different between Jenners, except I do know which one is Caitlyn. Other than that, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NOOOOO... Not while riding in streets. That’s so dangerous.

This is sad, but made me laugh really hard. So, thanks?

I’d go to a city I’d never been to before. I was thinking the other day it’d be fun to visit Louisville, KY. Or Savannah, GA. Or Baton Rouge. Not a huge city, but a city, and just see the sites. Something like that would be a good weekend vacay. Depends on where you live, though. I’m in CO, so a weekend camping trip…

When I moved to the midwest from Colorado, I also had a one-bedroom apartment and was stunned that I FILLED a medium sized UHaul. Plus, I threw away a TON of stuff. When I moved back 6 months later, I threw out even more stuff. I just couldn’t believe how much stuff I had.

“We have some very interesting initiatives for Danielle that we hope to announce soon”

Omg, I laughed WAY too hard at that and am now feeling guilt. I’ll eat my feelings with ice cream and pistachios.