Everything about this movie screams “meh” to me.

I wear makeup maybe twice a year, and where I live, women rarely wear much, if any, makeup. It’s refreshing seeing someone in music not wearing much makeup.

Exactly! It’s not like I went to buy cow’s milk and inadvertently ended up taking home almond milk instead, completely befuddled by the mixed-milk labeling. If I wanted cow’s milk, I would have bought that. But I like my stomach not hurting, so I bought almond milk instead. I need something to go in my coffee!

You guys are really milking this whole thing.

Personally, I found those links fascinating. Falling down a reddit black hole in 3..... 2....... 1..................

Love her hair. My neighbor is a kiwi and has great hair. I’m now convinced all kiwi women have amazing hair.

His choice was either to wrestle with the girls (when he’s not a girl), or not to wrestle at all, since they wouldn’t let him wrestle with the boys. How is that a fair choice? Either deny who you are in order to do the thing you’re passionate about, or stay true to who you are and don’t do it at all. So he took the…

Well, maybe he’s had some time to come up with new material?

Yep. Let’s get right to the good stuff!

Yeah, exactly.

I’ve never found Kimmel to be funny or amusing in the slightest.

Yeah, when I heard him say that, I was like “WTF? Shut up.” It was just a shitty thing to say.

I know... I just... Trayvon was robbed of so much. And still, there is no justice.

That verdict was infuriating. The jury decided that the right to defend oneself belonged only to the white man, that Trayvon did not also have a right to defend himself from some vigilante who was stalking him.

His death was so heartbreaking. 22. Wow.

Pregnancy testing from a van that’s advocating the Storks Bring Babies euphemism for pregnancy? Um...I think not.

I know! Like, I’m surprised she’s not surprised that Trump turned out to be a “fucking liar.” Oh course he was gonna do this...

I’m so sorry, Ennui. I had a close call this week with my cat and it’s so hard because we love these littles so very much.

Sorry to hear that, but it looks like she uses air plants in her dinos, which don’t require watering like what you’ve described. I think these things look adorable, and I’m also a huge fan of air plants!

Sorry to hear that, but it looks like she uses air plants in her dinos, which don’t require watering like what…

It’s already been a week when this makes me tear up: