But how much of that was the freedom your schedule allowed? When you were a kid you COULD stay up that late, because it didn't really matter and you had long stretches of time where it wouldn't impact your schedule. Now work expects you up and clocked in by 8 EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. There's no summer break, or winter…

Yep - I was on a road trip by myself when I locked myself out of my car in downtown SF. I was in a 30 minute zone, it was the middle of the day, I was frantic - thankfully the hotel I was parked up against had a guy on the front desk that was bending over backward to help me. He let me run a search on his computer and…

But I don't live in every state! Can't you just read my mind and tell me my specific state, county, and city laws? GOD WHY IS THE INTERNET SO INCONVENIENT

Yeah, I had a friend ask me frankly and seriously what I pay a month for internet so he could figure out if he had the budget for internet and I had to throw my hands up. "It's a magic number! No, seriously, here's what I paid the past four months."

Oh what?! That's witchcraft!

Squishy indeed John, squishy indeed...

This. I had one, but I bumped the RAM to 8 GB post-purchase (this is one of the few ultrabooks you can actually do that with), and I took it around the world with me. It was the best thing ever - nice and light, incredible battery life (so I didn't have to sweat the next time I'd get access to an outlet), pretty much…

And the worst part is it's reflexive - if you do check your phone regularly you'll find yourself doing it whether you meant to or not. But if you're up for some fun you can play a little game - I find if you're sitting at a table with a group of people and one person pulls out their phone everyone else unconsciously…