Oh what?! That's witchcraft!

Squishy indeed John, squishy indeed...

This. I had one, but I bumped the RAM to 8 GB post-purchase (this is one of the few ultrabooks you can actually do that with), and I took it around the world with me. It was the best thing ever - nice and light, incredible battery life (so I didn't have to sweat the next time I'd get access to an outlet), pretty much…

And the worst part is it's reflexive - if you do check your phone regularly you'll find yourself doing it whether you meant to or not. But if you're up for some fun you can play a little game - I find if you're sitting at a table with a group of people and one person pulls out their phone everyone else unconsciously…