Flex those 12" pythons.

Butterfinger

Mild bipolarity

I like how they got rid of the helmet, which is in line with the NFL's policy of not giving a shit about long term head trauma.

Making their PR matters worse, FGCU has been revealed to not be an accredited American university, since Florida is not a real "state," but a protracted Winter-Agriculture/Abnormal-Sociology lab simulation.

Is this a Geico commercial?

Impeccable form? Hardly.

You've read the story about former NBA star Adrian Dantley working as a crossing guard in Silver Spring, Md., and now you can see him in action. He's got impeccable form.