This is Root, not Deadspin - hence the omission.

It’s this a little ironic? You know with all the school shootings - like the real ones.

She’s going to get those Doc Martin laces stuck in the bike chain.

“Clear backpacks don’t do anything except make us look stupid. We want to be safe, not uncomfortable,”

Maybe they received improper benefits to get the Mayo in.

More like $50K pay to play post season tournament - The CBI

Institute a three day wait period for bike wheels.

So it’s no better than Trump University?

Bizzaro USA....

Oh Subaru could it be, I was looking for a partner Subie to my final model year ‘07 legacy wagon- currently at 240K miles and will be changing hands when my oldest truns 16.

The Brown’s woes must be getting to him.

Orange Crush - legal in all 50 states

Last one closed in 2005 - Sky Valley

Future proctologist 

Go ‘Neers.

Reminded me of when Lionel Playworld (TRU’s arch rival back in the 80's) went out of business.

Tiniest Cases

Subrau Mystery- CEL code P420

I wasn’t 8 - but 16 and my old man took me here, The Cheyenne Saloon, one evening back in ‘92 after my mom caught me home alone after school with my girlfriend. My Dad wanted to get me out of the house before my Mom kicked my ass - so we took a roadtrip dwon to Palatka, FL to find an old Army buddy at this Saloon that…

It’s Putin’s fault.