With all the changes to the source material, why not title the movie -

I would prefer my door chime to be by Kraftwerk

Go ‘Neers!

Becuase the GA teacher was a nutjob - notice a pattern?

Behave in class - problem soved. How fucking hard is it to behave in class?White or Black, Gun or no gun - just behave in class, do your classwork and go do whatever the hell you want to do after school. How hard is it to get your shit together and behave in class?

PeeWee Reese is my all time favorite Baseball Legend, 10 time all star SS.

West Virginia - That’s who!

It must be a sign of the apocolypse...

Concrete stains are hard to wash out

Had Syracuse joined the Big Ten and not the ACC, which would have been a much better fit around the great lakes - this would not be an issue. Instead I have to suffer with Dookie, The U (hated them in the BE), Free Shoes University, UNC Teflon Heels and so on....

But illegal immigration is not a States rights issue - its a national issue handled by the United State of America, since you know California is not a country (even though I hoped it was).

Just the right amount of grill

Headgasket replaced on my 2007 Legacy at 110k - did not fail but was sweating oil. I have 232K now and no issues since replacement.

I’m a minimalist on road trips, give me an apple and a bamboo skewer.

I still prefer an avocado, an ice pick and a snorkel.

Gumby’s Pizza stands ready!

Nice grab, but this site will always find a way to give the illegals a pass.

Solaris - Nice pick - I enjoyed that movie, not sure where all the hate comes from the critics.

Probably on his way to Florida until the “authorities” impeded his travel.

If walking on a sprinkler sprained his ankle, what would walking on water do?