Better than “Chopping Wood”, ask Del Rio.

From a born and raised Florida Man - stay classy Alabama Man!

In Florida there is a Romeo and Juliet law regarding an offender who is 17 or under at the time of the violation:

For $125k, I can buy a lot of crack for that Crack Pipe.

So you drank coffee after you landed? I would be calling for a scotch and water, hold the water.

I show my ID to vote in Florida and have done some for several cycles. What is the big deal with showing some form of ID?

Brief version:

Is Tim Tebow a special unlock character?

Then why don’t all these millionaires go out, pool their money, buy a team and then they can start whoever they damn well please.

No one seems to want to toss the chair at :26 - come ‘on I want to see some chair throwing!

They’re are extinct, what did you expect?

They’re are extinct, what did you expect?

If it were a Flock of Seagulls, the player would have Ran.

LOL on the not a Flight-Risk part, I doubt he’s going to flee back to his homeland on $6K bail, the US was prepared to send him back for free.

Does Philadelphia even have a Soul?

Millennials - the only generation to finance bed sheets....

It’s CNN - what did you expect?

I was 8 when this movie was aired and watched it without my parents permission (they were out for the night and my Grandmother was not sure what we were watching till the 2nd hour). Boy was I sorry, I had nightmares for weeks and my folks were super pissed - Grandma was a wreck too. I couldn’t even look at the TV…

Duuuvallll!

How does it compare to E.T. on the Atari 2600? Now that was a bad game.

Now THAT is a Florida Man!