Thanks, but I do not subscribe to WaPo - so I guess I will die in darkness.

Built by General Steel? Lock in your prices now.

Political Science major from the Clinton years - averaged about four papers per semester during my upper level classes. My main concern, the issuing professor (who more than likely did not share my views) would mark me lower even if it was a kick ass paper. Thankfully, only one professor did that (he was a practicing…

Can you fit a Elio (I know, Unicorn) next to it?

I’ll have to pass on anything with “86" in the name.

Being conscious of my wife’s needs, I try to have her achieve orgasm first and last. It worked out pretty good until three kids came along - now not so much.

I was just perplexed by the whole thing, he would rip on Mexicans and other Latino nationalities that he felt were below his as a Venezuelan. It was one of my first brushes with internal Latino prejudice.

Except when they’re ripping on each other for which country speaks better Spanish.

Boogity, Boogity....

They prefer their money paid out in small denominations

I started watching after the anthem was over - did I miss anything?

+1,000 - Great post!

Comes with a free upper respiratory infection from all that mildew inside the car.

Bortles and James - go old school

Jax resident here, your father is 80% right but we do have an assortment of everything in our 850 sq miles:

When I was a teen in HS, I would use the textbook paper to blot my oily face.

Lifehacker had a article about using the toilet seat cover as a face blotter before putting on make-up.

Too much “TMI” now-a-days - I sure miss the dial up modem era.

They’re waiting for the Nation of California to bail them out.

Meanwhile, the real owner wants her cat back.