She’s lucky they did not hold her for 24 hours

Great, a website that will get under my skin.

But i have a YouTube channel..... and?

If you ain’t fist, you’re last.

Stove?????

Didn’t these roll over real easy? CP

With this job, do I need to have an personal attorney on speed dial?

If MV were white and saying this - the internet would melt down

Yoko?

My middle/high school crush is on her 3rd husband (none of which were me). In hindsight, I think I made out pretty good.

That’s ok - his wife did not take the first pitch either.

Drivers seat - minimalist and saves on weight.

Wal-Mart Greeter

We save our spare change for 12 months in one of those 5 gallon water jugs for the vacation fund. The 2016-17 turn in was $322 in coins.

What about Press Secretary? Daily news conference with Miko.

My old man would bring home his NBC (Nuclear, Biologic, Chemical) warfare guide to study up on when he was in the Army. Scary stuff for an 11 year old.

The NGA makes some great maps, ask Obama.

Snort Chocolate? What about Cocaine....

Leave it to MLB to do Morrison dirty and let Sanchez in.

5 minutes in jail and back out of the street