He thought he was providing security for a Pocket Pool Tournament.

Fuck Dixie Carter? I’ll pass, she’s a little too stiff.

Picking up popularity in FLA - hopefully that will change.

217K on my 2007 Legacy Wagon - last model year for that body style. Definitely keeping it.

What no Subaru’s? You see Legacy’s and Outback’s all the time w/ 200K-300k+ miles, mismatched fenders and a faded “I climbed Mt. Washington Sticker” on the back.

Binghamton - Just like central Georgia but with northern accents. Tebow will feel right at home in bizzaro SEC country.

GMG, LLC must have money to burn.....

I just love the saying the color - “Creek Blue Mica”

Who’s more bald? The boobs or the guy next to the boobs.

CP - there is no snow in Jupiter, FL..... On a side note, I would be concerned about salt corrosion being that the car was used in some northern state.

Diverse? One employee is a laptop.

Love the Star of David window flag - great for tailgate party.

Thank you Braves, the I-85 traffic was killing me.

Stay classy Kansas CR-V Lady.

One month to the day after turning 16, I was accelerating to 55 in a 35 - cop lights came on, I freaked and then pulled over as he was turning around. I said my floor mat slipped on top of the accelerator (no mat anchors in my ‘89 Isuzu I-Mark) he looked inside the car, accepted my excuse, commented my FOP sticker and…

Is the sky blue?

Beefcake...

My old lady loves getting under the sheets to the series “The Tudors”....

She really just wanted her hash browns to be smothered and covered.