But really it’s about ethics in grazing on public land.

Ah yes, the traditional Japanese name “Huki Muki.”

“youngish”? I’m an old and he looks old to me. Yikes.

Yep. After I told the neighbor kids that we were Oakies and Hypocrites, they told me I was wrong. They told me God made the world, so I just told them what my dad told me, which was that the world was Made in Taiwan like everything else. This did not go over well.

Backpfeifengesicht (German): A face badly in need of a fist.

he’s got a rocking bod but his face looks like a potato. I’ll take the dog any day though

Can we discuss how, due to Gawker Media’s new company ‘vision’, we do not have our own Republican debate live thread? Kudos to Gawker for ‘allowing’ Jezebel to be included in their thread, but FUCK Gawker for making the feminist website all about gossip, et al. They declare themselves to be liberal and yet continue to…

yeah but trust us when we say, you don’t want Primark... its shit...

Definitely thought this was going to end with your lips now being glow-in-the-dark and the boyfriend noticing and DRAMA!

Jia

HAHAHA This is even better for it happening at Easter.

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

I get what she’s saying but I also think she’s overly generalizing. I used to eat the way Nigella ate. her idea of moderation made me break out, feel lethargic and generally unhappy. I now eat a ‘clean diet’ (i dont call it that bc it’s stupid term but 90% of what I eat would probably make Nigella want to kill…

Im sorry but I’m laughing.

This is oddly adorable.

I had my weirdest sex dream years ago at 19, nothing in my more adult life has trumped it. I was seduced by a man in a gazelle mask, not like an African traditional art mask, but like a legit gazelle head placed over his head. I followed him into a building, which turned out to be a bread factory and we banged (myself…

I had a dream that I had sex with a dolphin. In the dream I was at Seaworld and had accidentally dropped my ring in the dolphin’s pool/tank, and one of the male dolphins found it and brought it back to me on the tip of his dolphin penis, so I had sex with him to say Thank You. It was weird.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

True story: I bumped into Killer Mike in Houston a million years ago (okay, 2004). The Janet Jackson Nipple Bowl had just concluded and downtown was filled with famous people and normies like us. I, tipsy and loving it, physically ran into him with my shoulder plowing into his chest while he was standing in front of a…