I suspect stuff like this could also be explained if they had people behind the scenes who happen to be morons and/or terrible

If you want to speak directly to Donny Two Scoops, going on Fox is the best way.

You don’t have to be worried about being hungover for an important event if you stay drunk.

Man, I hope one day TV creatives find a way to add a “wrap it up” clause into their contracts. Something that forces the responsible people to tell showrunners early enough if their show is cancelled or, in case there wasn’t enough time, gives them the chance to shoot one or two more episodes to end the story.

Spoilers:

Most Brewers’ game attendees are from nearby Waukesha County. A hyper conservative, nearly all white, exurban dump also referred to as Walkersha County for it’s endless support of Scott Walker.

I'd say they died for the freedoms that flag represents. Including the right to peaceful protest. Have you never heard the phrase "I don't agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"?

I don’t understand the “I fucked up, let me run to Twitter for hearts before I rectify the situation” mentality.

Then why does the boss mention she has a new number after the dick appointment comment?

Exactly.

this. exactly this. how the fuck is he supposed to know that was his boss?

Nah. He should get his job back. If your ass got a new number it’s basic courtesy to identify yourself in the first text. This kind of behavior is on the level of someone walking in your house unannounced and being shocked that you’re naked watching porn.

Car? All I see is a visual representation of me, the morning after I had a massive burrito for dinner.

being kicked down the stairs was better than MI:2

Dodger fans are going to be extra sad when they inevitably collapse in the playoffs again this year.

What kind of person goes to Vegas and rents a Veyron? Do they think people (bouncers? valets?) will assume it’s theirs? With a big “Royalty Exotics” graphic on the side?

12 hours on Day 1 and only 4 on Day 2? Rookie mistake.

No puke or explosive diarrhea? Not a true road trip from hell.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.