I had fun in 8th grade for the most part because I went to a K-8 school and we were the big dogs on campus at that point and were suddenly the old, cool kids. Ninth grade? Pure awkward hell...

I need my own island away from you fucking people. All of you.

Fucking yes dude, gross.

Right, immigration laws should be enforced. But contrary to belly aching by immigration hardliners, immigration laws were effectively enforced for decades without being a douche about it.

Miguel sure as hell is more productive than Trump.

Have you ever driven faster than the speed limit? Jaywalked? Drank alchohol before you were 21?

Problem is, some laws shouldn’t be laws. I know that’s sometimes hard for Republicans to understand.

GTFO, he probably pays more taxes than Donald Trump

And in other news, ICE raided Miquel’s home and deported him.

1. Whenever the local city fireworks are

I said this in another comment, but I’ll say it here again because I’m gray on Splinter:

And Tony Dungy can still go fuck himself.

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

No, I never close the door if I’m home alone. But half the time my cats end up coming in and watching me, which is kinda strange.

I always gleefully announce these glorious moments to the household as a Clean Getatway. It seems like a moment worthy of sharing.

We just had to be different. 

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

In her attic, there’s a painting that gets more and more beautiful and youthful, and speaks words of truth and decency. 

Mr. Cirapstar, you’ve gotten to the heart of the issue. Assholery should not be tolerated, and I hope none of 45's lackeys are ever able to enjoy an evening out in public for the rest of their lives.

Nothing wrong with avoiding PTA, but be aware that the decisions on what happens with the PTA money and events may not be what you like. The old “if you don’t vote, don’t complain” saying actually makes sense here.