Wow, I didn’t realize that Bartolo, Giancarlo, and Alex were white guys now.

Like the saying goes:

It’s actually pretty funny how, in the repeated use of the word “brave”, they’re ADMITTING that the kids are correct, and on the right side of history, and are in the right. He’s getting credit for standing on the wrong side & doubling down on his wrongness.

I heard several TV news people mention how brave Rubio was just for showing up (as well as Trump’s “bravery” for sitting and paying zero attention to the parents and students of Parkland) and the whole thing made me sick to my stomach. Rubio went to that “town hall” expecting to spin a few double-speak talking points,…

I think not leaving when he heard the boos warrants a purple heart. /s

Wow, he dared to actually let some of his constituents talk to him about an issue that has devastated their lives, what a fucking hero. I’m sure Congress is already looking at giving him a Medal of Honor for his bravery.

What’s old is new again. Debtor’s Prisons haven’t been fashionable since the Victorian era, but our current shitheap leadership seems bound am determined to Make America Dickensian Again.

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

And did you know that “Kenny wasn’t made for this system” back in 2008? No...because how could anyone know which GM was “made for this system” only three years into the cap era. And...how in the hell does Yzerman’s talent as a player mean he’ll automatically be a good GM? How’s Trevor Linden doing in Vancouver? Sakic…

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

“Clearly the issue is mental health, and we will do everything in our power to help the mentally ill!”

Senator Rubio will comment on this situation as soon as he receives his official position and talking points from his NRA handler.

There is currently a large school walkout being planned for mid-March to protest the lack of gun control. I’m no longer in school but I’m currently passing word out to everyone I know who is, and I’ll support it any other way I can think of. Not the only thing we’re doing, either. You keep your despair. I’d rather do…

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

Whiteface Mountain is reported to be getting back a first and two second round draft picks.

or people who lived on canals needed a way to get around in the winter?

No tune from me. Just this. This all the time.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?