• Verlander is a sensitive baby

Short men try harder. We have to.

This is just sick. Using the death and suffering of others to promote your own disgusting agenda. Drop fucking dead Kevin Cullen!

In other words, to be successful in Cirque, you have to be able to act. You can learn the routines and learn the dances but if you can’t act and connect with the audience, you won’t make it.

That’s what I was just thinking. The hotter the bitch is, the more Trump bullshit I’d be willing to put up with. And how much money can you get out of her before you kick her sorry ass to the curb?

You should write detective stories.

I saw the outline of the plane in the first photo, but I couldn’t make it out and figured it was just a blemish from the printing process. I didn’t know it was supposed to be there. As for the movie itself, I’ll pass. I don’t need to watch depressing movies. Life is depressing enough as it is. And, not to paint…

Some of the chatter on the streaming boards are pretty funny. One guy wrote that when the Crosby era in Pittsburgh is over, they’ll be lucky if they have enough people there who care enough about the franchise to keep the team from going bankrupt or relocating. Those yinzers wrote the book on front-running.

Whatever happened to the timely and exhaustive preview of the 2018 NHL playoffs? I looked for it and looked for it, but could never find it. Where did I miss it? Or is it still to come?

When I think of white boys playing black music, I’m thinking mostly of jazz and the blues. I don’t think The Clash fit into either of those categories. But I could be wrong. I was never a big Clash fan so I’m not familiar with their whole catalog.

I was absolutely thinking about Clapton too.

The Beatles? The Rolling Stones? Led Zeppelin?

Has there ever been a white person who recorded black music and had it sound good? With the exception of Elvis Presley?

That was beyond horrible. And now I’m bleeding from my ears.

I had forgotten all about this. Classic. Perfect. That was Kenny Rogers chicken, wasn’t it?

So, the man who (allegedly) eats KFC in bed and then uses the sheets to wipe his hands and mouth on hired a slob to be the head of the EPA. Why am I not surprised?

One thing to remember Caps fans...Jackets goalie Bobrovsky has NEVER won a playoff series. So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice. As a Flyer fan, I hate Bob more than I hate the Caps and I’m betting that he will choke before your team does. But I could be wrong. Neither team is going to win this series. The…

Pittsburgh is not going to win the Cup again (this year). They may beat the Flyers, but they won’t beat everybody else. Take that to the bank.

It’s spring. Time to forget about teams that have great regular seasons and then go belly up in the playoffs. How ‘bout those Nationals, huh?

One game. Let’s see what happens next. Oh, and just to bring your sorry ass back to earth a little bit, chew on this for awhile: