When, oh WHEN is the NHL going to go back to the home team wearing WHITE?!!! If a fan wants a dark jersey, he (or she) will buy one (assuming they can afford it). Baseball and basketball teams wear white at home. Listen to me NHL WEAR WHITE AT HOME!!!!!!

I could laugh about it if this asshat wasn’t the manager of my team. The real problem is, the Phils have a shit ton of games over the first 2 months of the season against teams that finished below .500 last year. The Phils have a decent chance of making it to June 1 with a good record no matter how badly Kapler screws…

And you hate them, don’t you?! Suck on it bitch!!!!!

The perfect ending to that video would be for Votto to trip and tear his knee up and be out for the year. And there’s still time for that to happen. Bottom line: Don’t act like a douche bag asshole.

If I became the next POTUS, I would inform every asshat clown that Trump hired or appointed that they had 1 hour to clean out their desks and be gone. Or I would sic the dogs on them.

Preach nigga!

In other words, “It doesn’t bother me, so it’s not important. Only the things that bother me are important. You should have learned that by now.” Right?

Or maybe the ump was trying to send a message to a young player. Maybe the ump was trying to intimidate a young player. Would that ump have tossed Bryce Harper if he did the same thing? Would the ump have called strike three on Bryce Harper if the pitch was a ball? I think there’s more to this story than just an…

Hey Gabe. 1986 called. Maverick wants his mirrored sunglasses back.

The Phils played very well during the 2nd half of last year with their young player call-ups. This is supposed to be the year where they turn the corner, become a winning team again and maybe contend for a wild card. In addition to positioning the team to look like a good landing spot for potential free agents. So why…

I’m all for crapping on bad managers, and Kapler certainly seems to be off to a lousy start, but Nick Williams’ complaint is that he knows in advance when he’ll be playing? Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

I know I already hate him. Let him play his voodoo mind games someplace else. We don’t need him and we don’t want him. All I want is for the Phils to have a normal season and hopefully progress back into winners. Just don’t see that happening with Kapler.

How do they decide which city it should be played in?

Was it really necessary to post a jerk-off joke about a guy who had a testicle removed due to testicular cancer?

Wow. What a comment. And 81 people liked it. Except for one teeny, tiny little flaw in your logic. He didn’t say that. But, please continue to give us more comments from your bizarro world.

I don’t see where anything he said is bad or weird or fucked-up. You have 11 starters on offense and 11 starters on defense. That’s 22 guys. Then they each have a backup. That adds 22 more guys and brings the total up to 44. Add in a kicker and a punter and you’re at 46. And, barring injury or ineffectiveness, that’s…

On behalf of all Americans, I want to welcome you Mr. President. Can I get you something to drink? We’re very pleased to have you here.

I think I have the solution here. Whenever a video or script arrives from corporate, they need to play ‘Yakety Sax’ very, very softly during that report. Not familiar with Yakety Sax? Most people know it as the theme to The Benny Hill Show.

So, what you’re actually saying is, these people are not journalists. They’re actors. Right? I’ve often wondered if the clowns at FOX News actually believe the shit they shovel. Or are they just acting out a role? If you’re an actor, why work on the news? I’m sure that TV shows and movies pay better. So yes, I do…