Odd. Does he live now or did he used to live in or near Sacramento? He remembered he was married and his wife’s phone number. Any sign of head injury? Maybe he had a stroke while skiing. I’m just grasping at straws here.

Of course. When ‘your’ team wins, it’s a win for the good guys. My team is good, pretty and clean. Your team is bad, ugly and dirty. That’s the way it’s always been. That’s the way it will always be.

And how do you know that? IT’S NEVER BEEN TRIED! How do you know it won’t work? I suppose it won’t work if we use your panty-waist scheme of gun control. Make them fill out an extra form or something. Yea, that’ll work.

That’s why they’re called ‘gun nuts’.

I have to admit to being surprised that we’re now just over a year into this administration and nobody has been bumped off yet. Not that I’m advocating violence. But there a lot of crazy people out there and they have a lot of guns. And there are a lot of people (both crazy and sane) who do not like this…

Pirate those games!

Really? You seriously expect me to believe that you ‘forgot’ it was Sunday? How heavy did you drink on Saturday to forget that it was Sunday?

Yea, you would. Don’t kid yourself. It’s easy to ignore your team when they suck. It’s FUN to watch your team when they’re winning and challenging for championships. And there is no way you’re going to deprive yourself of that FUN.

Ms. Adler, it seems to me that your disinterest in the NFL is directly related to the decline of the 49ers. When the 49ers become good again (and you know that they will; they’re not the Cleveland Browns who will be bad forever) don’t you think you’ll be watching again? When the 49ers start challenging for playoff…

Reasons why people have turned away from the NFL that nobody talks about:

They’re probably like the zip-ties the cops use in place of handcuffs. Right?

Well, I am in awe. I would have been like “I guess I’ll have to tow it to the junk yard.” Congratulations to you. I’m just sorry that I don’t have a friend like you.

This is a serious question. I do not have a smart phone and have no need to go out and buy one. That being said, how often do you replace your phone? Do you buy a new one every year? Or every time a new model comes out? If so, why? Does you old one no longer serve you? Do you have to have the new bells and whistles of…

Monopoly doesn’t take that long if you play it right. The correct way to play the game (and this is actually written in the instructions if you take the time to read them) is that the player MUST buy or auction EVERY PROPERTY that he/she lands on. Then you start trading and see if you can take your fellow players to…

Monopoly doesn’t take that long if you play it right. The correct way to play the game (and this is actually written…

It sounds to me like, with a few exceptions, a good time was had by all. It was a different time back then.

This is absurd. Does anybody really expect the Catholic church to be tolerant of homosexuality? If this teacher is as good as she appears to be, she’ll have nooooooooooooooooooooo problem getting a job in a 21st century school.

And that’s all it takes, huh? When you get older, you will find that there are things in this life that you can control and things in this life that you can’t. And all it takes is one of those things that you can’t control to rear its ugly head to fuck up your entire life. Here’s hoping it doesn’t happen to you.

Is that the best you can do? Make a dumb comment about how I supposedly watch porn everyday? You are a stupid fuck.

Didn’t you know? That’s the Boston Way! When a Boston team wins, it’s because of skill and talent. When a Boston team loses, it’s because the other team got lucky.

Sometimes I’m ashamed to be a man. When I look at the sheer stupidity and sexism and who knows what else displayed by the men-in-charge, I’m ashamed. What can I say about it? That’s not me? Well, it’s not for all the good it’ll do. What can I do about it? I can’t even make my own lot in life better. How am I supposed…