Was that elephant toe jam that he loogied on that guy? Or did he blow his nose on the guy?

Is it possible that somehow the lights created a glare on the board and the girls couldn’t see it? That’s the only thing I can think of.

You can take the man out of Philly, but you can’t take the Philly out of the Man! One of the ALL-TIME BAD Flyers trades.

It was originally somebody’s Mummers uniform.

Why is it that all of these ‘pro’ video game players all look like mass murderers or sexual deviants?

Kind of like the Republitards who can’t stop talking about Hillary Clinton.

What’s the point of this article? Are you trying to point out how out of control Eagles fans are? If this is the best you can do, you failed miserably. I watched the parade. Estimates put the crowd at about 2 million. And I didn’t see anybody who was out of control. OMG!!!!! Somebody drew a picture of a dick! Do you…

From Jason Kelce at the Eagles parade:

Wow! What memories! I did that with my girlfriend at a Flyers game around 1980. I swear to God! It was great!!

No one is saying you can’t have your competitions with medals and world championships and great prizes and all of that. Just don’t confuse video games with real life. In the X-Games you actually have to go outside and display some sort of athletic talent. Scrabble has world championship competitions too. Should…

And it wouldn’t be all that bad if they actually played sports in these e-sports competitions. Since when did Starcraft II become a sport? If you’re not playing football, baseball, basketball, hockey or soccer, then get out of here with that bullshit nonsense!

You’ve got to be kidding. At least bowling takes a modicum of physical exertion. But this? The most exercise you get out of this is clenching your butt cheeks closed to avoid the beer shits.

Now that’s an Olympic Gold Medal movement right there, don’t you think?!

Belichick, Brady and McDaniels may collectively be God’s gift to football. But they all have a disturbing lack of integrity and they all come up quite short in the human being department.

I had Jewish roommates in college who would rather die before eating a pork chop or a ham sandwich. But they had no problem with bacon and eggs or bacon cheeseburgers or pepperoni on the pizza. What’s the difference? If you’re going to have one, why not have them all?

How did Justin Timberlake destroy Janet Jackson’s career? It’s all about the money! If she recorded some new music that people wanted to hear, her career would be resurrected faster than you can say ‘blackballed muthafucka!’

I take great joy in knowing that it bothers all of you so much.

Probably the only way it’s going to happen. The Vikings had a much better defense than the Patriots and the Eagles lit them up. So really, the only question is, can the Eagles defense get enough stops on Brady? I say yes.

Anything (no matter how small) that helps to ruin Trump’s day is a good thing. Now if I can just find someone to spit into his KFC...

It’s the exact same thing with Trump supporters.