How long before the game started was the picture taken?

I’ll take Troy Aikman over the slobbering Tony Romo any day.

Reid is going to trade for Nick Foles after he wins the Super Bowl on Sunday.

I said this the day KC hired Reid and I’ll say it again. Reid will take a bad team and turn it into a good one. He’ll get you to the playoffs but he won’t win the big one.

Sad, but not surprising. I learned this a long time ago from the movie ‘Fight Club’. Apply the formula

I was watching ‘Law and Order’ recently and saw the following scene: the cops were all at the gun range, practicing. The captain ordered ‘Cease Fire!’ and they all did except for Ice T. He kept shooting. When he finally stopped, the captain walked up to him and said ‘I ordered Cease Fire!’ where Ice T responded ‘When…

And cops wonder why people hate them.

Did you know that there’s a move afoot to create a vanity license plate in Florida that says “UCF 2017 National Champions” on it?

Big girl. I don’t want to wrestle her. She’d squash me like a bug.

I yell that at the TV all the time, most especially for field goals.

The really funny part is how the announcer whispers into the mic. Isn’t the announcer about a mile away, back at the clubhouse or in the studio?

So why can’t you heckle a golfer? Or a tennis player? If they have to play in complete silence, why do they allow spectators there at all? If Tom Brady or Nick Foles is driving for the game winning score on Sunday, are they going to announce “Silence Please” to the crowd?

What kids TV shows and movies are you watching?

“By saying them, she crossed a line separating judicial impartiality from advocacy, undermining the very structure by which Nassar can be said to have been met with justice, rather than vengeance.”

Everything the Trump administration touches is filthy, rotten, tainted and fucked up. Nothing surprises me anymore although it does continue to disgust me. The only thing worse than Trump are his supporters.

Pete Rose gets into the Hall before any of the dopers. End of story. He never once placed a bet that he would take the collar in the game that night. Lying never increased his hit total. Being an asshole never gave him an advantage. And don’t give me this “Well the other players were doping too” Not every pitcher that…

Does she really have to give birth in the office? Can’t she go to the hospital or something?

I didn’t know she was sick. Here’s hoping to a speedy recovery.

Spoken as a know-nothing Republitard. Shouldn’t you be off tweeting with your Overlord Trump?

That’s why I print everything. The only time I write is to sign my name. Try taking a course in calligraphy. It’s a lot of fun, it’s easier than you think and it will definitely improve the quality of your writing. In calligraphy, it’s almost impossible to make a mistake since you can turn almost any glitch into a…