I think that’s why they made mayo, mustard, ketchup, etc. But you have a good idea, as long as the bread doesn’t get soggy. I hate when the deli squirts a ton of oil on the hoagie. It makes the bread soggy.

He does not have a problem with self-expression. A future rap star if he doesn’t end up dead or in jail first.

How the fuck do you make a BLT or a Turkey Club Sandwich if you DON’T use mayo?!!

There are 3 stages of music listening:

The minimum MLB salary for this coming year is over $500,000. Sorry, I just can’t seem to muster much sympathy for the players. I’ll sit the bench and pinch hit and maybe play an inning in the field for $250,000.

Judging by what happened last night, I’d say none of it.

What did they do except gather together to party?

And like that has never happened before in other cities. Ask the Flyers what’s happened to their team bus in other cities. But it’s the worst because it happened in Philly. Correct me if I’m wrong, but nobody died or was crippled for life yesterday like Oakland, San Francisco and LA. But Philly is the worst. Got it.

Oh please, spare me you insufferable douchebags. In that whole crowd of people, nobody got hurt. Nobody lit the city on fire, burned any cars or looted any stores. Nobody got shot or knifed or killed. And except for that one asshole with the bloody face who probably started it, nobody got hurt at all. There was a…

It gives the appearance of impropriety even if there is none.

I’m glad I’m not the only one sickened by Tony Romo’s asslicking of Tom Brady.

Seems to me that Bortles played very well.

Gee, life’s a bitch when you’re broke, isn’t it? Fuck you, the twins, their friends and your fat ugly Caribbean slut.

Coming from Philly, I can tell you two things about those videos:

Dude, what didja do with all of the hair? That was a rockin’ ‘fro! At least you still have the music thing to fall back on!

Just to remind you, the Vikings needed a once-in-a-lifetime, never to be repeated miracle last second gift from the Saints to avoid losing a home playoff game that they once led by 17 points. Just to put things in perspective.

Yo Tom!

To be honest, Scrubs should have ended at least 2 or 3 years before Braff bailed.

How come you can’t find SeaQuest anywhere? No one re-runs it, no one streams it, it’s not available on the torrent sites, it’s like it never existed.

I have grown to hate the word ‘canon’. If there is one thing that I have learned from the horror that is Star Trek Discovery it is that producers will flush canon down the shitter whenever it’s convenient. And the millennials have shown me that they don’t care. As the one person left who actually thought canon was…